Bonnie the Bulldog walks into the bar and sits down. She calls her friends and tells them to come meet her. I introduce her to my boyfriend who is sitting at a corner table with a group of his friends. She joins them. Bonnie the Bulldog wants to sleep with my boyfriend but with a nickname like that, does she really think she has a chance?

A year later, Bonnie and the Bulldog and my boyfriend are married. I send them a box of bones as a present.